how do you lose weight by tomorrow

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iusedtobeorgasm:

maliciousmelons:

Justin Bieber is disturbing me on whole new levels

is this real oMG

iusedtobeorgasm:

maliciousmelons:

Justin Bieber is disturbing me on whole new levels

is this real oMG

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420core:

fuckboii420:

supermunchor:

i love these i have a folder dedicated to them

this is my favorite subgenre of post-ironic memes

discount memes are the future

(Source: slayermunchor)

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  • Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

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Fucking white people
every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

(Source: schnephanie)

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