surprisebitch:

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yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas

(Source: surprisebitch)

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mabapo:

when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time

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conro101:

oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM

(Source: conronorock)

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lacigreen:

weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

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So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

RAINBOW PUBES HERE I COME

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shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

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heartyoutube:

zozeebo:

I am honestly so done with people

Reason #2736 why some of the fandom is so annoying

heartyoutube:

zozeebo:

I am honestly so done with people

Reason #2736 why some of the fandom is so annoying

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jakemalik:

I GET SO ANGRY WHEN I FIND AN AMAZING NEW SONG THEN REALIZE ITS BEEN OUT FOR A LONG TIME ALREADY AND I AM ONLY JUST FINDING IT NOW LIKE NO I NEEDED THIS SONG IN MY LIFE EARLIER

(Source: hi)

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90s90s90s:

Me and my friends used to sing this at recess.

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